Google Removes Apple from Searches

From the ever reliable BBspot.com

Google’s official explanation for removing Apple from its search results came from Vice-President in charge of search, Marissa Mayer, ‘Those search results duplicate a lot of the functionality of other sites. For example, people can find cell phones on many other sites. We just think this makes it easier for our users.’

That’s awesome, what if Google actually started doing things like that.

In case you were questioning it, that article’s a spoof/lie/propaganda, etc. , but I wonder how many people believed it long enough to go to Google.com and test it out.